HS Blog: Allah Sends Giant Spiders to Fight U.S.

August 27, 2004

According to a muslim cleric, Allah recently dispatched giant spiders (as big as a chair) to help defend Fallujah against U.S. soldiers.

Apparently, if the hair of these spiders touches you, your skin turns black and then all your blood cells explode. Not good.

Posted by David at August 27, 2004 08:03 AM

Comments

Sweet! Sony Pictures needs to send Tobey Maguire over there to get some killer footage for Spider-Man 3.

Posted by: Brenton at August 27, 2004 10:20 AM

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August 27, 2004 Allah Sends Giant Spiders to Fight U.S. According to a muslim cleric, Allah recently dispatched giant spiders (as big as a chair) to help defend Fallujah against U.S. soldiers. Apparently, if the hair of these spiders touches you, your skin turns black and then all your blood cells explode. Not good. Posted by David at August 27, 2004 08:03 AM Comments Sweet! Sony Pictures needs to send Tobey Maguire over there to get some killer footage for Spider-Man 3. Posted by: Brenton at August 27, 2004 10:20 AM