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October 10, 2004

Thow Insults Like the Bard

Someone has taken the time to cull all the insults and put-downs from Shakespeare and put them in a database. The result? The Shakespearean Insult Generator.

Want an example? Well here you go thou...thou...

Thou loggerheaded motley-minded flap-dragon!

Posted by David at October 10, 2004 05:20 PM

Comments

You are a fishmonger.

Posted by: Romeo at October 10, 2004 05:33 PM

Get thee to a Bloggery!
Thou snide cyber-operatives of stealthy Satan-smashing solioquies!
Thou high-tech tonicators of truth-purveying trumperies!
Sooth. Thy tongues needeth not be taught the tricks of two-edged-sword truncations!
Blatherskyte and bloggerskyte ye may-look to it that ye BIBLE-skyte the while!
Go to - a BOX upon thee!!! (A box of blessings, that is....)

Posted by: annie at October 12, 2004 02:23 PM

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October 10, 2004 Thow Insults Like the Bard Someone has taken the time to cull all the insults and put-downs from Shakespeare and put them in a database. The result? The Shakespearean Insult Generator. Want an example? Well here you go thou...thou... Thou loggerheaded motley-minded flap-dragon! Posted by David at October 10, 2004 05:20 PM Comments You are a fishmonger. Posted by: Romeo at October 10, 2004 05:33 PM Get thee to a Bloggery! Thou snide cyber-operatives of stealthy Satan-smashing solioquies! Thou high-tech tonicators of truth-purveying trumperies! Sooth. Thy tongues needeth not be taught the tricks of two-edged-sword truncations! Blatherskyte and bloggerskyte ye may-look to it that ye BIBLE-skyte the while! Go to - a BOX upon thee!!! (A box of blessings, that is....) Posted by: annie at October 12, 2004 02:23 PM