Disillusioned and Frightened

I just read on Drudge that Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock are getting divorced. Sweet smoking Judas, this has really shaken my confidence in the institution. I mean, if those talented kids can't make a go of it, what hope is there for the rest of us?

This blow comes right on the heels of the Brittany-KFed shocker. (Never saw that one coming.) What's next? A revelation that Courtney Love is a bad mother?

Come on Hollywood-Entertainment-Industrial Complex. . .we of humble flyover country are counting on you. We need you tell is how to think and vote and stuff. Get it together!