I Have a Really, Really Good Idea!

A few days ago, I watched our zany TV Princess, Rosie O’Donnell take a few moments of national television time to express her passion for recognizing and understanding the validity of Iran’s position regarding current world events. You know; things like wanting all Israeli’s dead and that the Holocaust didn’t happen, and that progressive notion that Iran should have nuclear weapons, and that the British soldiers deserved being kidnapped because Iran is so misunderstood and stuff like that.

Well, with the recently released photo of one of their British prisoners (who, by the way, the Iranians kidnapped while on one of those harmless, misunderstood Iranian boat adventures in the Straits of Hormuz), came my startling realization: these people have no ability to craft good propaganda photos.

I mean, just look at that background. What were they thinking?

You know, if they’re ever going to impress infidels like us, they’re going to have to get somebody to art direct the whole mess. Colors… patterns… lighting… they need serious help!

So, here is my idea: Let’s encourage Rosie to go over and help out! They’ll love her there. After all, what self-respecting Muslim extremist can resist an outspoken feminist? And, a homosexual one to boot!

Rosie, lead by example and help out those poor, misunderstood Iranian dictator-type folks. I know that they’ll embrace your “difference” just as you admonished all of us to do during your recent on-air lecture on the now infuriating broadcast, "The View."