They're Sirius. . . I mean Serious. . .

. . . about allowing XM and Sirius to become "one."

Frankly, I didn't think the merger had a prayer with the Justice Department. Shows you what I know.

One piece of good news out of the deal for Christian consumers who find the satellite radio option appealing but don't cotton to the idea of subsidizing the likes of Howard Stern (Sirius), Opie & Anthony (XM) or the numerous "explicit" comedy and music channels offered by both services—the new entity has agreed to offer a family-friendly version of the service at a lower price.

Sign me up.